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A man came home from work one day to find his house in a shambles.
The beds hadn't been made, the kitchen sink was filled with dirty dishes, the children's clothes and toys and books were scattered throughout the house. Besides that, dinner wasn't ready.
"What in the world happened?" the man asked his wife when he saw the mess.
"Nothing," she said. "Absolutely nothing. You are always wondering what I do all day long. Well, take a look. Today, I didn't do it."
-from Laugh Lines
